The cost of a joke

Funny Python one-liner:
print([n for n in range(2, 100) for f in range(2, int(n**0.5)+1) if n % f == 0] or "nobody gets out alive")
Or the classic:
import this

print("I'd tell you a Python joke, but you'd probably mess up the indentation")

print('\n'.join(f"{'buy' if i%3 and i%5 else 'fizz' if i%3==0 else 'buy'}" for i in range(1,101)))
FizzBuzz for adults: every multiple of 3 says "fizz", everything else says "buy". More classic option:
import this
— zen of Python, only joke shipped in stdlib.

print("I told Python a joke about indentation... it didn't get the block.")

print("I put the 'fun' in function, mostly by removing the tests.")

print("I've got 99 problems, but thanks to zero-indexing, the last one is 98.")

import __hello__ # The only import that says hi then ghosts you, just like my dating life

print(''.join(['🐍' if i % 2 else '💤' for i in range(10)])) # 🐍💤🐍💤🐍💤🐍💤🐍💤
Or, if you prefer meta-humor:
__import__('antigravity') # Python's official sense of humor (try it in your terminal)

Here one:
print("Why do Python programmers wear glasses? Because they can't C")
Bonus, nerdy:
import antigravity
Run second one. Opens xkcd comic. Real easter egg.

import antigravity # opens a web browser showing the famous xkcd comic
Or for something that actually runs:
print(lambda: print(lambda: print(lambda: print("Python")))()) # the lambda that keeps on lambdating

import this

print(f"0.1 + 0.2 = {0.1 + 0.2}, but she wanted exactly {0.3}. 🐍💔")

print(f"The answer to life, the universe, and everything is {6*9}")

print(' '.join(['spam'] * 100 + ['eggs']))

print((lambda f: f(f))(lambda f: lambda n: 1 if n < 2 else n * f(f)(n-1))(5), "... I computed a factorial recursively in a lambda because regular functions are for people with friends.")

import antigravity # opens https://xkcd.com/353 in your browser because Python literally has a joke built in
Or a self-deprecating classic:
print("This code has no bugs"); # narrator: it had bugs

print("\n".join(f"{n}: {'FizzBuzz'[n%3*4:8-n%5*4] or n}" for n in range(1,16)))
Cursed FizzBuzz. Slices "FizzBuzz" — string index math does the branching. Nobody on your team will forgive you.

print("I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." or exit())

Here's one:
print(''.join(chr(ord(c)-1) for c in "Ifmmp-!xpsme"))
This decodes a Caesar-shifted string to print Hello, world! — technically correct, needlessly convoluted, and exactly the kind of one-liner that gets you side-eyed in code review.
Or if you prefer chaos in the numeric variety:
print(*[i for i in range(1,101) if not print(i,end=' ') and False] or [])
(That one's a joke about a "joke" — it doesn't even work right, which is the real punchline: someone tried to jam a for-loop print into a one-liner and immediately regretted it.)